50 Bad Words You Definitely Don’t Want To Use In Front Of Your Mom

Twatwaffle: A contemptible person

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These 50 bad words will liven up any conversation. Just make sure no kids or your mom are within earshot.

Ass

Buttocks

Asshole

Anus

Badass

A tough, uncompromising, or intimidating person

Bastard

An unpleasant or despicable person

Bellend

The glans of a penis

Bitch

A difficult or unpleasant situation or thing

Bitchface

A scowling facial expression

Bitchin’

Extremely

Bitchtits

Excessive development of breasts in males

Bollocks

Testicles

Butthead

A stupid or stubborn person

Cock

Penis

Crap

Something of extremely poor quality

Cum

Semen

Cumdumpster

Something one ejects semen into

Damn

Expressing anger, surprise, or frustration

Damnit

Used to express anger and frustration

Dick

Penis

Dickhead

A stupid, irritating, or ridiculous person, particularly a man

Dickweed

A stupid, obnoxious, or contemptible person (especially a man)

Douche

An obnoxious person (typically used for a man)

Douchebag

An obnoxious person (typically used for a man)

Dumbass

Stupid, brainless

Fuck

To have sexual intercourse

Fucker

A stupid person

Fuckface

A stupid or annoying person

Fuckwit

A stupid person

Hell

Used to express annoyance or surprise or for emphasis

Jizz

Semen

Knobhead

A stupid person

Piss

Urine

Pussy

Vagina

Shit

Feces

Shitbag

A contemptible or worthless person

Shithead

A contemptible person

Shitfaced

Wasted drunk, heavily intoxicated

Shitmagnet

Someone who always seems to attract bad things to them

Slag

A loose woman or treacherous man

Slut

A woman who has many casual sexual partners

Tits

Breasts

Tosspot

A habitual drinker

Tosser

A person with a tendency to show off or brag in an excessive and embarrassing way

Twat

A woman’s genitals or someone regarded as stupid or obnoxious

Wanker

A person who masturbates

Whore

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January Nelson

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January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.