Jacob Geers

Every so often we might forget to update a number in our phone. That’s exactly how THIS happened!

Then, in the most calmest, unusual voice ever, he said “Do you want to move out now.” I was baffled by what he meant, and it was only later I realized he was implying my death.

an ode to ignoring the
beauty you have
in favor of the beauty
you haven’t.

Twitter is straight fire.

But here’s the thing: We aren’t failures at love. Love isn’t something you can “fail” at. It is something you experience.

Embrace the beauty of the unique freedom you get in being single.

In 1972 a woman stumbled into the Cedar Senai Hospital Emergency room with a blood-splattered white gown and a dead kitten clamped in her jaw.

“My girlfriend and I were driving along a country road north of Kokomo, Ind. The road was lined with thick, tall bushes. As I drove along, my engine went dead and the radio shut off. I leaned down to fiddle with the radio and keys. Suddenly I realized that my girlfriend’s face was contorted in fear, and she was silent.”

hello i am barack lee.

Has anyone told Donald Trump about freedom of assembly??

“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.” — Marilyn Monroe

“Hey!” Mom says with one foot out the door. “You’re okay to cancel all of your fun plans tonight and watch your siblings, right? kthxbai!” 🙃

Will these celebrities convince you to vote 4 Trump??

So if you weren’t counting at home, Donald Trump has won 3/4 of the first four contests and he’s VERY close to being the Republican nominee.

Don’t read these right before bed.

Of course, Tyler Oakley is a professional. The digital entertainment industry is his career, and he has every right to make money from it. What I am disappointed about, however, is how he is willing to finance his camp off the backs of eager fans who are paying above-average prices just to hang out with him.

“My heart stopped beating one day, and I was rushed to the hospital. Everyone said I was dead, but I was talking without my heart beating.”

We know how to be polite to people we don’t like. We found ways to polite to our lazy co-workers; to our demanding bosses; to our insane customers who tried to return ticket switched items. We can deal with almost all annoying people that life throws us.