H. Alan Scott

H. Alan Scott is a writer and comedian based in New York City and Los Angeles. His work has been featured on the Huffington Post, xoJane, WitStream, Sirius XM Radio, here! TV, Chicago Tribune, Towleroad, and Time Out New York’s “Joke of the Week.” Scott has performed at the Hollywood Improv, the Laugh Factory, Carolines on Broadway, and Chicago’s Lakeshore Theater. Scott is the co-creator and host of SRSLY LOL, an alternative variety show in New York City and Los Angeles. Most recently he created #Chemocation, an online chronicle of his cancer diagnosis, treatment and recovery. Oprah said his name. Pic by Mindy Tucker.

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H. Alan Scott

You’re An Asshole If You Follow @TheFatJewish

Besides being an asshole, you’re also supporting a thief.

How Jerking Off Got Me Through Chemo

I loved it so much that I started doing it everywhere I went (which was limited, because cancer).

Dear White Gays: Don’t Listen To Time Magazine

You can be whomever you want to be, and you shouldn’t be belittled, black or white, gay or straight, for who you are, gesticulations and all.

What Happens When 6 Guys Strip Down In A Korean Spa And Talk Honestly About Masculinity, Sexuality, And Women?

Contrary to popular opinion, these dudes are all about shedding a tear. Mitchell Bisschop cries, “… at every wedding I go to, good or bad. I think it’s a disorder,” while Tom Sibley’s family dog recently died, and he, “… felt like I did ten years worth of crying.”

16 Life Lessons From Beyoncé’s New Album

There I was, cozy in bed late the other night, yet unable to sleep. HGTV was on for background noise (shut up, it’s soothing), Tindr refreshed on a loop, and then *ting* “BEYONCE HAS A NEW ALBUM ON ITUNES RIGHT NOW GO GOG OGOGOGOOGO,” went the text from a friend.