Fellas, you have to realize, we are the easy ones. You are the ones that are making it extremely difficult to date, and with that you are causing us to drink copious amounts of wine and to consider joining a convent. We are just looking for love in a (hopeless) internet place.
If a girl really likes you, she is not going to cancel on you last minute unless she has Ebola or has the opportunity to meet a member of the Backstreet Boys.
I love the simple fact that I do not have a boyfriend to worry about! I don’t have to constantly think that he is dead because he hasn’t answered my texts for a week!
When he is not afraid to tell his friends he is not going out with them tonight, he is going out with his favorite gal. And by going out I mean staying at home for Netflix and Chill.
Have you gained weight?
While you may have settled on your taken lifestyle, I am not willing to do so with mine. If you would like me to seriously consider settling down, please present me with a man that I do not have to “settle” for.
Tis the season where all single ladies want to do nothing but settle into feetie Christmas pajamas with a flask full of egg nog, a plate full of Christmas cookies and curse Santa for not putting a delicious hunk of man under their tree.
Did any fairytale ever end in a drunken text?