Ginger Bees

Fellas, you have to realize, we are the easy ones. You are the ones that are making it extremely difficult to date, and with that you are causing us to drink copious amounts of wine and to consider joining a convent. We are just looking for love in a (hopeless) internet place.

If a girl really likes you, she is not going to cancel on you last minute unless she has Ebola or has the opportunity to meet a member of the Backstreet Boys.

When he is not afraid to tell his friends he is not going out with them tonight, he is going out with his favorite gal. And by going out I mean staying at home for Netflix and Chill.

Have you gained weight?

Did any fairytale ever end in a drunken text?