Ella Ceron

“Girl, you so cute, I just wanna douse you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado.”

55. Not saying “hi” to that cute person across the bar just because they seem “out of your league.”

Love isn’t something you can pick and choose when it’s convenient for you to do so. Love isn’t just the easy parts. Love is every part.

There’s going to be a lot of footwork involved, lots of frustration in which you try something on and it doesn’t fit just the way you want it to, and a fair number of days in which you go home empty-handed, but this is part of the hunt.

Treat me like I’m me, not like I’m going to shatter at every moment. That helps more than you could ever know.

Sure, there’s no way to optimize all of your best jokes before you say them, but at the same time, if they can’t accept you at your subpar witticisms, then do they really deserve you at your most flawless zingers?

The bridge has been burned, now it’s your turn to cry.

Getting through a movie theater aisle when you have to go to the bathroom is a saga.

The one who gets married before you do.

To be honest, even when you know you’re being irrational.

Even so much as joking about Catholicism makes you feel oddly uneasy.

What do you mean, the rest of the world doesn’t consider flip-flops to be acceptable footwear?