Chrissy Stockton

“When police searched his home, they said they found makeshift cells in his basement and videos of his tormenting the women before tying them up to a wooden beam in the basement that still stands to this day.”

The grace period for being a mess is over.

When the sight of little kids or dogs brings a smile to their face. It tells me they have a good heart.

What’s the difference between the US and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

“I became a father when I was 19. The kid ruined my professional life. I am now 25, stuck in a dead end job, live in a small apartment with her mother, who is now my wife.”

“I’m not sure who made this but I’m pretty confident that they’re insane.”

“All I could see was this amorphous blackness walking up the stairs.”

The self-confidence to say “no.”

I was a youth leader at a christian youth camp. It was during a worship session.

He looked at me very seriously and said “There’s someone in your apartment, wake up.”

“Happy wife, happy life.”

You don’t play the “I’m so awkward!” or “I’m such a mess, isn’t it cute?” game.

“Mommy, how old are you?” “32.” “Oh. That’s a good age to die, I suppose.”

“Because I thought I was bored. Because I thought there might be something better. Because I thought I could get away with it.

Flavored yogurts.

They may be a tad overcompetitive (okay extremely overcompetitive).

People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like “be realistic”.

Women never gave me a hard time, anyway, it was only boring old men.