Chrissy Stockton

Introducing them to everyone means answering increasingly invasive questions about 😐 when 😐 you’re 😐 going 😐 to 😐 get 😐 engaged 😐.

A Sagittarius is the kind of crazy ex who never mentions the breakup ever again, like a complete psycho.

Capricorns are the real prudes of the zodiac.

“I thought I wanted freedom, and I do 6 days a week. But Sunday nights, man. I miss her.”

An overactive brain doesn’t know what ‘bedtime’ means.

Eerily, OJ says “Given the right circumstances, I guess anyone is capable of murder.”

Pisces tend to be total outcasts from their families because they are sensitive, artistic souls who prefer to be alone and don’t need the approval of those around them. Their families just don’t “get” them.

Maybe the point of dating him wasn’t to find lasting love. Maybe the point of dating him was to show how capable of love you are.

You deserve better than to love someone who doesn’t love you back. But you also deserve better than to love someone who does.

Jojo as the bachelorette means an entire season of cute Jojo outfits we get to creep on.

TBH a Leo would probably end up being the killer. They are smart and creative enough to pull it off, and they’d love the attention that came with their extremely infamous death.

The people who are attracted to Sagittarius people crave someone who can make them laugh. They know that Sagittarius is not only the funniest sign in the zodiac but that they are incredible friends and partners as well.

Indigo children are identified because they are born with more empathy than past generations. At times, they can feel like they’re a totally different species because unlike so many other people, they can’t compartmentalize their feelings.

If I ever (even jokingly) aspire to marry my baby off to a software salesman from Indiana end my life pls. This is very creepy!!!!

Sagittarians always show love through laughter.

“I admire you.”

You get to a point in every relationship, romantic or otherwise, where the idea of leaving is suddenly less scary than the idea of putting up with being walked on like this indefinitely.

Jojo thinks it’s game over.