Chrissy Stockton

Four years ago I was 27 and working at a marketing job that was “okay”.

There is a vulgarity to all this nervousness and I’m nervous about that too.

They think ‘Rick and Morty’ is literally the most important thing to happen to pop culture and if you don’t watch it, it’s because you’re not smart enough.

A truly insane thing I am doing right now is that there is a container of peanut butter cups in my cupboard.

I wish there was a way to force everyone on the planet to read ‘The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck’.

I didn’t expect my mailbox to be so chilling.

Think about the kind of life you want to have and what kind of writing career would fit into that without having to win the writing career lottery.

This is about the way I did the brave thing. This is about the way I liked him when I didn’t deserve to like someone like him.

We ran inside freaking out and at that exact moment the power failed and all the lights in the house went out.

What if you just accepted, for this moment, that you do not have to be perfect?

Alise’s cheesemaking knowledge and commitment to innovation in the field runs deep.

That afternoon I was trying to press my soft body up against something hard and rough, industrial but wearing human skin.

There is something that embarrasses me about the idea of someone discovering my body.

You have to tell the universe “these are the motherfucking rules.”

I like to think of relationships as being all about me because that is all that I am in control of.

Cool. I’m glad I watched an entire show about this.

Your bed is my favorite to leave:
1) a puddle of clothes
2) the feeling that I need to cover up.

That’s the way it goes. You’re afraid of something and convinced it is the worst thing that could ever happen. It happens or it doesn’t happen — but there’s no relief afterward. You just move on to the next worry.