50 People On ‘The Most Intellectual Joke I Know’

21.

skullturf:

There are two types of people in the world: Those who crave closure

22.

the_breadlord:

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?

He’s 0K now.

23.

mrmrchoice:

Two kittens on a sloped roof. Which one slides off first?

The one with the lowest mew.

24.

android47:

The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”

The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

25.

jdefaver:

A logician’s wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad.

His wife asks impatiently: “So, is it a boy or a girl” ?

The logician replies: “yes”.

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