There are two types of people in the world: Those who crave closure
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
He’s 0K now.
Two kittens on a sloped roof. Which one slides off first?
The one with the lowest mew.
The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”
The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
A logician’s wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad.
His wife asks impatiently: “So, is it a boy or a girl” ?
The logician replies: “yes”.