50 People On ‘The Most Intellectual Joke I Know’
A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5ft to the left, the chemist takes a shot and misses 5ft to the right, the statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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There are two types of people in the world: Those who crave closure
22.
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
He’s 0K now.
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Two kittens on a sloped roof. Which one slides off first?
The one with the lowest mew.
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The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”
The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
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A logician’s wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad.
His wife asks impatiently: “So, is it a boy or a girl” ?
The logician replies: “yes”.
