50 People On ‘The Most Intellectual Joke I Know’

11.

Razakel:

I could tell you a joke about TCP, but I’d have to keep repeating it until you got it.

12.

Ayotte:

Two fermions walk into a bar. The first says “I’d like a vodka martini with a twist.” The second says “Dammit, that’s what I wanted!”

13.

Saboot:

Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Gödel, and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar. Heisenberg turns to the other two and says, “Clearly this is a joke, but how can we figure out if it’s funny or not?” Gödel replies, “We can’t know that because we’re inside the joke.” Chomsky says, “Of course it’s funny. You’re just telling it wrong.”

14.

DrColdReality:

Two women walk into a bar, and talk about the Bechdel test.

15.

shannman:

Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus?

Nobody!

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