50 People On ‘The Most Intellectual Joke I Know’
A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5ft to the left, the chemist takes a shot and misses 5ft to the right, the statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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“is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?”
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Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on technicality…
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A physicist, a mathematician and an engineer were each asked to establish the volume of a red rubber ball.
The physicist immersed the ball in a beaker full of water and measured the volume of the displaced fluid. The mathematician measured the diameter and calculated a triple integral. The engineer looked it up in his Red Rubber Ball Volume Table.
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I’d tell you a UDP joke, but you may not get it.
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I prefer IP jokes; it’s all in the delivery.
