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50 People On ‘The Most Intellectual Joke I Know’

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6.

guitartard:

“is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?”

7.

doomwaxer:

Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on technicality…

8.

PeterImprov:

A physicist, a mathematician and an engineer were each asked to establish the volume of a red rubber ball.

The physicist immersed the ball in a beaker full of water and measured the volume of the displaced fluid. The mathematician measured the diameter and calculated a triple integral. The engineer looked it up in his Red Rubber Ball Volume Table.

9.

ambivalist:

I’d tell you a UDP joke, but you may not get it.

10.

ianschenck:

I prefer IP jokes; it’s all in the delivery.

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