Silver and Gold walk into a bar.
Bartender says “‘ey you, get outta here!”
Gold leaves the bar.
The first rule of Tautology club, is the first rule of Tautology club.
Wife walks in on husband, a string theorist, in bed with another woman. He shouts, “I can explain everything!”
Q: How was Louis the XIV feeling after completing the Palace of Versailles?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?