Chrissy Stockton

One of the best things you can do for the health of your relationship is to surprise your partner with little trinkets that say “I’m thinking about you” for no reason.

All year long we look forward to the summer months. We say it’s the weather, but what we’re really looking forward to are the memories we’ll create when the days are long and the sun reminds us what’s really important.

There is no feeling as good as the steady, quiet reassurance of frequent tender touches from your loved one.

If you are a trusted confidante to a Taurus, congratulations.

It never occurred to me that some problems don’t get fixed.

I know I’m not supposed to say this.

Business majors are the basic bitches of male college majors.

Introducing them to everyone means answering increasingly invasive questions about 😐 when 😐 you’re 😐 going 😐 to 😐 get 😐 engaged 😐.

A Sagittarius is the kind of crazy ex who never mentions the breakup ever again, like a complete psycho.

Capricorns are the real prudes of the zodiac.

“I thought I wanted freedom, and I do 6 days a week. But Sunday nights, man. I miss her.”

An overactive brain doesn’t know what ‘bedtime’ means.

Eerily, OJ says “Given the right circumstances, I guess anyone is capable of murder.”

Pisces tend to be total outcasts from their families because they are sensitive, artistic souls who prefer to be alone and don’t need the approval of those around them. Their families just don’t “get” them.

Maybe the point of dating him wasn’t to find lasting love. Maybe the point of dating him was to show how capable of love you are.

You deserve better than to love someone who doesn’t love you back. But you also deserve better than to love someone who does.

Jojo as the bachelorette means an entire season of cute Jojo outfits we get to creep on.

TBH a Leo would probably end up being the killer. They are smart and creative enough to pull it off, and they’d love the attention that came with their extremely infamous death.