A Guy Used Poetry To Ask For This Girl’s Nudes And Her Response Was Absolutely Epic

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Fuckboys are evolving, guys. No longer do they hit you with the infamous “U up?” or “Send n00ds.” (Well, they sometimes do, but still.) No, now they’re full of new ideas that are both witty and yet still somehow infuriating.

Like this guy, who decided to use an almost Shakespearian rhyme to get into this girl’s pants.

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But really, I’m just here for her reply.

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LOL, if only I were that witty.

And just for good measure, here were some of the funny comments that people came up with that fit the theme:

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And there you have it, folks — true poetry. TC mark

Callie Byrnes

Callie is a professional Thought Catalog blogger by day and an amateur Tumblr blogger by night.


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