As a Scorpio, you exude sex appeal and magnetism. Which is why you’re the first to go. That might be hard to hear but truthfully, the hottest one is always the first to get the axe in a scary movie…pun intended. You’d end up in some hot and heavy moment with a Pisces or a Taurus and the two of you would be the bodies found to tip everyone else off that someone or something’s after them. At least you’ll die doing something fun.
Your stubborn, take charge, “take care of the situation” nature is exactly what would get you completely, no joke, capital K Killed in a horror movie. People who try to outsmart the killer (which is exactly what a competitive Aries would do) always end up with a knife in their back or their chest. You would have the best of intentions, with none of the execution necessary to make it out alive.
As a Taurus you’re naturally skeptical, standoffish, and not inclined to thing to the unexpected. You’re not going to team up with anyone or, frankly, even believe that anything’s off in the first place. While everyone else knows that there’s somebody offing people left and right, you’re the person in the kitchen adamantly saying everything’s fine. And everything is…until you’re pretty much instantly killed.
Oh sweet, sweet Pisces. Everyone wants you to make it out, but there’s just not a chance in hell. You’d end up dead because you’d throw yourself in the line of fire to save someone else, or because of someone else (*cough* Scorpio *cough*). You’re the one who ends up killed and then everyone swears to avenge. Which is something, right?
If a Sagittarius could get their head on straight and focus, they’d have a fighting chance. But your impatient, impulsive nature leads you to opening up doors that shouldn’t be opened and going into basements you have no business being in. You’re the one who tries to be a hero without actually taking the time to figure out how to fight properly. Which is how you end up dead in any situation where planning or like, rational would help out.
Leos don’t really think anything bad can ever happen to them, which in a horror movie means, “You are going to die.” You’re too confident and unshakeable which might seem like a good thing, but when you’re trying to keep your wits about you to not be offed by a villain is exactly the opposite of the traits you need to stay alive. A Leo would end up dying dramatically and horribly, but that’s how they’d probably want to go anyway.
A Cancer would almost make it to the end, but not quite. As a Cancer, you’re everybody’s favorite. You’re the heart and soul of the group/movie…which is why you have to die. You’re too pure to make it out of the situation without severe, irreversible PTSD, so D-E-A-D is where you’ll end up.
Aquarians are incredibly intuitive and perceptive of their surroundings, which is why you’re the one people want on their side in a horror movie situation. As an Aquarius you’re able to put yourself into the mind of the assailant, of the villain. Which is a little creepy, sure, but also is a trait that will take you to the very end. And, maybe, even keep you alive.
Geminis have a little bit of a reputation for being backstabby and two-faced, but that adaptability really means something else entirely: it’s a will to survive. Plain and simple, a Gemini isn’t going to just lay down and die. You’ll go down fighting by any means necessary.
A Virgo is borderline too smart to end up in a horror movie situation. If, and that’s a big If, a Virgo ended up in a horror movie, you’d be the one who had all the answers. Yes; that 100% plays into your nerdier, type-A side. But if that keeps you alive at the end… Who cares?
Libras are incredibly balanced, kind, and almost easy to miss at times. You know when to be front and center, and when it’s more important to stay in the back and let everyone else do their thing. And if that thing means getting offed left and right so you can make it to the end? Well sometimes that’s what just has to happen.
You’re so calculated, together, and such an overall leader you might actually be the killer. It’s unclear.