Almie Rose

Having “the relationship talk” WAY too soon.

When you put someone up on a pedestal they don’t ever step down. They crash to the floor.

Just think what YOU can accomplish!

Much like earthquakes or Voldemort attacks, running into your ex happens when you’re not expecting it.

Here are my smart critiques that I think would really help Wes Anderson and his movies and I’m pretty sure he would agree with me I have a really good eye for art and design.

“It’s gonna be okay.” Oh, is it? Is it, future wizard? Of course you can say it’s okay, you’re not the one sobbing in a bar singing “Drops of Jupiter” at karaoke night, are you?

You don’t give a monkey what people think about your tastes. You have no idea what the hot new bands are and you just don’t care.