Almie Rose
Let’s watch Lost tonight. You can be my black John Locke tonight. My book is available here.
The 7 Phases Of Having A Crush On Someone
So, you’ve got a new crush. How exciting for you! Now you have someone to text when you’re drunk.
10 Little Defining Moments In A Woman’s Life
That moment when she reaches the point where if they don’t text back, she believes it is entirely their loss, and moves on with her life.
31 Ways You Can Tell If Someone Is Really From LA
18. They view In-N-Out as a religion.
6 Things To Do When You’re Drunk
Sometimes you just gotta get wild on a Tuesday night.
How To Survive A Party Alone
Sometimes one of the bravest things you can do is go to a party alone. That, and playing dead around a bear. It’s a toss-up.
10 Little Things We Can Do To Make Life Easier For Each Other
My local Vons supermarket is one of the worst places in the entire world. But I have to go there because I have to eat, and it’s close.
10 Things That Will End A Relationship Before It Begins
Having “the relationship talk” WAY too soon.
10 Dating Mistakes People Make
When you put someone up on a pedestal they don’t ever step down. They crash to the floor.
12 Great People Who Didn’t Have Great Success Until After 30
Just think what YOU can accomplish!
A Practical Guide For What To Do When You Run Into Your Ex
Much like earthquakes or Voldemort attacks, running into your ex happens when you’re not expecting it.
Critiquing Wes Anderson’s Movie Posters
Here are my smart critiques that I think would really help Wes Anderson and his movies and I’m pretty sure he would agree with me I have a really good eye for art and design.
Top 5 Most Condescending Things You Can Say To Someone
“It’s gonna be okay.” Oh, is it? Is it, future wizard? Of course you can say it’s okay, you’re not the one sobbing in a bar singing “Drops of Jupiter” at karaoke night, are you?