While in line, a man came up behind me with a friend and he started (pretty loudly) telling his friend how much he hates lines because of how stupid people are.
Literally as I sit down to write this right now my heart is racing.
Yes, pure unadulterated heartbreak; this is for you.
11. “I just need a break from law people.”
St. Patrick’s Day is a day to celebrate Ireland, and what it means to be Irish.
Really BuzzFeed? I honestly thought you were better than that. I thought we were on the same level when it came to food appreciation.
Money cannot and never will buy you true class.
I think that when you are a child, you are in a suspended state of blissful ignorance.
Things don’t close. You are never wanting for a place to give your inebriated or starving self food at 5am.
My friend and I always joke that we only date sociopaths (also known as: soce, soce-eee-ohhh; soce-with-the-most; Brocio a.k.a. the Bro-soce).