The Kind Of Sext He’s Desperate To Receive, Based On His Zodiac Sign


(March 21st to April 19th)

Something adventurous and novel: “Can we sneak onto the roof tonight and get each other off under the stars?”


(April 20th to May 21st)

Something visual and teasing, like a photo of lace panties with: “This is all I’ll be wearing when I great you tonight.”


(May 22nd to June 21st)

Something exciting and passionate: “I signed us up for a sex toy of the month subscription. The first one arrived today. Come over and see what it is?”


(June 22nd to July 22nd)

A sext disguised as a love note: “I miss having your body on top of mine.”


(July 23rd to August 22nd)

Something that compliments them and makes them the center of attention: “Have I told you how hard you make me cum lately?”


(August 23rd to September 22nd)

Something NOT explicit but that can allow their imagination to wander: “I planned the whole weekend so we don’t have to leave bed.”


(September 23rd to October 22nd)

Something that praises their abilities and puts them in an elevated position over your past lovers: “Just so you know, thinking about you makes me wetter than I’ve ever been before.”


(October 23rd to November 22nd)

Something aggressive and passionate: “I’m going to tie you up tonight and I won’t untie you until you can make me cum.”


(November 23rd to December 21st)

A sext disguised as a joke: “Did you get your clothes on sale? Because when I get home they’re going to be 100% off.”


(December 22nd to January 20th)

Something that makes them feel powerful: “I bet I can make you cum in under five minutes tonight.”


(January 21st to February 18th)

Something cerebral and off the beaten path: “I love all the different ways you know how to make me cum.”


(February 19th to March 20th)

Something sensual: “I could tell you how wet you make me, but I’d rather you come over and feel for yourself.” Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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