Stay Single Until You Find A Boy Like This, Based On Your Birth Hour

Brandon Stanciell

Late Night (12:01 AM – 4:00 AM)

Stay single until you find a boy who pushes you forward instead of keeping you locked in place. A boy who encourages you to keep chasing your dreams when you feel like you aren’t good enough. A boy who will fly across the country with you if that’s what it takes to achieve your lifelong goals.

Early Morning (4:01 AM – 8:00 AM)

Stay single until you find a boy who is reliable. A boy who will stick around after arguments instead of running at the first sign of trouble. A boy who will drive you home when you’re drunk, will hold your hair back when you’re sick, and will never let you feel like you’re alone.

Morning (8:01 AM – 12:00 PM)

Stay single until you find a boy who will stay up past midnight, having meaningful conversations with you about the universe. A boy who will share his thoughts with you instead of keeping them bundled inside his head. A boy who will test your intelligence, who will teach you something new, who will inspire your growth.

Afternoon (12:01 PM – 4:00 PM)

Stay single until you find a boy who makes you laugh harder than your best friend can. A boy who can make a boring trip to the grocery store feel like an adventure because he always knows what to say to keep you smiling. A boy who loves spending time with you more than anyone else, even when you aren’t going to get naked together, because he fell in love with you for your personality (your looks are only a bonus).

Late Afternoon (4:01 PM – 8:00 PM)

Stay single until you find a boy who is spontaneous. A boy who will surprise you with the date of your dreams for no special occasion. A boy who will keep things passionate long after the puppy love phase has ended. A boy who rides the line between romantic and rebellious, between sweetheart and bad boy.

Night (8:01 PM – 12:00 AM)

Stay single until you find a boy who will give you space without suffocating you with his love. A boy who will understand your entire world cannot revolve around him because you have a career you care about and friends you don’t want to abandon. A boy who will jump at the chance to spend time with you because you’re his favorite person, but will also understand that there are going to be times when you need to be alone. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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