This Woman Almost Moved Into A House Straight Out Of A Horror Movie Because She Thought It Looked ‘Cute’

Who wouldn't sell their soul for a porcelain tub and a screened-in verandah?

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Twitter / @RantingOwl and Flickr / lookcatalog
Twitter / @RantingOwl and Flickr / lookcatalog

We’ve all seen a movie or two about a demon-possessed house and some severely stupid homeowners who nearly get killed by it. In fact, one reason I adamantly refuse to move is because I am positive I would be the dumbass woman to live in one of those houses.

But I am not alone. Author Olivia Cole nearly made the same mistake until her husband managed to talk her out of living in the Devil’s house itself, and she shared the whole thing in Twitter.

https://twitter.com/RantingOwl/status/862680785412870144

Trust me, this is a good one.

https://twitter.com/RantingOwl/status/862681179618775041

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So, that’s a little weird, I guess. But the crown moulding!

https://twitter.com/RantingOwl/status/862682572526166018

https://twitter.com/RantingOwl/status/862682933227859969

OK, so maybe the scratches aren’t all that normal… but every house needs a little work, right?

https://twitter.com/RantingOwl/status/862683263030218752

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OK, so maybe that’s really not normal.

https://twitter.com/RantingOwl/status/862684404921098242

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T HAVE A KEY? WHY ARE THERE SO MANY LOCKS?! WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!

https://twitter.com/RantingOwl/status/862685358898778116

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LOL NOPE. That’s exactly where I’d be out.

https://twitter.com/RantingOwl/status/862687235417702400

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I mean, you have to admit, it all sounded pretty tempting… or is that just me?

https://twitter.com/RantingOwl/status/862689189636255747

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We can all agree that Olivia dodged a bullet there.

https://twitter.com/Batty_Bwoy/status/862704614570897408

https://twitter.com/JSoAbove/status/862707459546382336

https://twitter.com/Horus_Xero/status/862723975520153600

But OK, maybe we’d all be guilty of making her same mistakes.

https://twitter.com/AnnLarimer/status/862704367396376580

https://twitter.com/brandonmackey_/status/862697073694707712

https://twitter.com/saucissonsec/status/862707214074728448

https://twitter.com/thisfishy/status/862707293128937472

https://twitter.com/MargaretMaffai/status/862730052483633152

The moral of the story: you shouldn’t ignore signs of demon possession just for a porcelain bathtub and screened-in verandah, but we probably would anyway. Sorry not sorry. Thought Catalog Logo Mark