20 Hilarious Twitter Spelling Mistakes That People Can’t Stop Making

1. 80HD (ADHD)

Alicia suffers from 80hd im sure 🚶🚶🚶

— Si'von will do (@MissPowerRanger) May 8, 2014

I can never pay attention when I do my homework I must have 80HD

— Lafonda (@Daddy_Jasmine) May 7, 2014

My 80HD is getting out of control!!!!!

— kate ❤️ (@kayy_zee) April 7, 2014

I think I have 80HD

— nathan▲ (@IzNathan) March 17, 2014

i can never pay attention in class smh i must have 80HD

— fvckrick (@fvckrick) February 27, 2014

2. Porch (Porsche)

If I wanna be that lady driving a porch in a white suit when am dragging my self to get up I play this lol and work pic.twitter.com/uuGrq898wv

— Bee ❤️ Ortega (@beeortega07) September 25, 2013

what makes taxis think they own the road? mate you aren't driving a porch, you're driving a cab. so stop thinking you have priority #rude

— Ayron Brindley Avery (@AyronBA) June 30, 2012

I know you drive a porch but driving on the other side of the road is just not ok

— Liz McGovern (@LIZ_L3MON) July 25, 2012

` I just told my dad I wanna drive a porch to prom or we doin a helicopter. :) lol rt. #teamfollowback

— ` Oreo STRAPPED♡♥ (@LoyalPrettyOreo) February 11, 2012

3. 16th Chapel (Sistine Chapel)

Your tellin me Michaelangelo painted the 16th chapel blind? Fuck outta here

— Fenn (@fend_that_over) May 7, 2014

16th Chapel over a Triscuit pic.twitter.com/pefP0Duz1c

— Teddie Guerrero (@TedGilliam) March 2, 2014

Justin's new tattoo is probably a mural of the "16th chapel" just so David letterman would get pissed. Lol

— ღ Lexi (@BieberPriority) August 15, 2012

Ceiling of the 16th chapel! http://t.co/hZ5YayjN

— Hectorious (@illkidkaoz) April 12, 2012

The soccer ball painted in my room is better than the 16th chapel!!! pic.twitter.com/607YDEPU

— Guillermo (@MisterGuillermo) February 7, 2012

4. Peanut noir (Pinot noir)

go to Canlis, order a glass of the peanut noir

— Dave Lichterman (@lavid) November 12, 2013

About to get my sunset on with some peanut noir and skirt steak… pic.twitter.com/pU8iRDCTF9

— Peter Eastlake (@VintageBerkeley) April 15, 2013

Peanut Noir, I like it on my deck! http://tinyurl.com/2bwr9ww #photog

— Marie Wise, Artist (@artsylady) October 6, 2010

5. Fassinated (Fascinated)

She was fassinated at seeing herself in the front camera omfg pic.twitter.com/zNu66pBh8I

— In The Jeds Bed (@ChickenKisses_) April 27, 2014

Last saturday catchup with my darlas! Thank youuu for the gifts! Much misses xoxo! fassinated… http://t.co/J2XmoZtRag

— Sakinah (@sakinananahh) February 7, 2014

am fassinated by how fake u r 'bae' like d fake hair … — LOOOOOOOOOL Why So Jealous? Really Not Quite Sure..A… http://t.co/orMbaUzqhn

— Dirty Dave (@redkissesstain) July 23, 2013

The white cake mix turned pink😳 omg🙊 im so fassinated https://t.co/fZ6qPc3IFw

— Based Flog (@Larissavolk) May 3, 2013

WTF i do not look like @SincerlyBeauti why eveytime i show her PICS to my frawns they be so dxmn fassinated sayin i look like ha..

— IAm Qveen (@Qveen_Vonnah) April 7, 2012

6. Cuted my hair (Cut my hair)

Cuted my hair so short 💇

— M (@Marwaalnajem) May 10, 2014

I WAS BORDED ON MY B day Sooooo I CUTED MY HAIR…. 48 AND BORDEDDD http://t.co/LoKB9r3X

— Queen of the stars (@BriBaby64) June 22, 2012

Why I cuted my #hair? ✂ http://t.co/1PF39mHV

— Gabrielle Potengy (@gabedodanny) December 13, 2012

o !! i forgot it… i cuted my hair !! -.-

— Hector Lee (@SoyHectorLee) August 16, 2009

7. Past tents (Past tense)

I'm Young… READY is PAST tents http://t.co/tNbDWAwC

— GOLDIE SWAN (@goldie_swan) December 22, 2012

8. Babby (Baby)

I don't chase em, I replace em✌️ @ single life babby😘 http://t.co/Y6JaqMBNMh

— V͚ᎯlᏋᖇᎲᏋ (@val_roark99) May 13, 2014

Can i just have my babby back ? 😁

— Cynthia . ❤️ (@CynthiaParez) May 13, 2014

Patty ice babby!

— P.H.Quinn (@P_Quinn84) May 13, 2014

You're gonna miss me babby, hate to say I told you soooo :)

— Slim Shady (@shadyramos) May 8, 2014

9. Pubic defender (Public defender)

See my answer on @Avvo to: Can I get a pubic defender to represent me in a family court ? #family http://t.co/75cD9I50qD

— William Rosenfelt (@WRosenfeltEsq) September 5, 2013

Democrat pubic defender: Zimmerman acted in self-defense http://t.co/7Skwxp2uHT via @DrEowyn

— patricia pledger (@loopyloo305) July 1, 2013

That is, as Reuters says, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev will have legal representation [by Massachusetts pubic defender] "once charges are filed" #PT

— Marian Houk (@Marianhouk) April 21, 2013

The Taurus Judge Pubic Defender: Carjackers Worst Nightmare http://t.co/tX5DSb5N

— Matt Dawson (@SaintRPh) January 21, 2013

DeKalb County pubic defender hit by car in serious condition http://bit.ly/e18O6N

— AJC DeKalb News (@AJCDeKalb) April 6, 2011

Relieved at signing of WI law to update income eligibility standard for state pubic defender representation. http://bit.ly/aAoIZ9

— ACLU of Wisconsin (@ACLUofWisconsin) March 15, 2010

10. Brocli (Broccoli)

I need all cheese ..like a lot of brocli 40 Cal so don't try to rob me

— EastsideひPaidひNiqqa (@7mile_shawn_) May 13, 2014

Roast? Nahhh. Lentils with a crushed pea, brocli, spinach and chilli salad with salmon

— Chris Benns (@ChrisBenns) May 11, 2014

after a high powered meeting and lengthy discussions we have decided to leave cabbage and brocli a bit longer in the greenhoose

— Steve Hassle (@hassleuk) May 13, 2014

Throwing a crying fit because I'm so god damn hungry. MY CHICKEN BROCLI NEEDS TO HURRY THE ENTIRE FUCK UP JESUS SHIT.

— rebecca dumb (@dammitRebecca) May 8, 2014

My tea 😍 #delicious #pasta #roasted #tomatoes #brocli #cheese #mine http://t.co/azY0bm1IoW

— Kirsty Clarke✝ (@kirstyclarke44) May 6, 2014

11. Shinning (Shining)

"Just a boy and a girl underneath these stars shinning. It feels like it was meant to be…"

— Grace Parker (@07graciegirl) May 13, 2014

Eat healthy, it good! Your skin is gonna be shinning in the room!😉✨ pic.twitter.com/du7n4qEiDn

— jenniffer idrovo (@jennyidrovo) May 13, 2014

been up since 7 because this sun is shinning to beautifully to be asleep..

— NIZZY (@Nizzyvi) May 13, 2014

i wanna do river things.. wake up friends, the sun is shinning!!

— Hunter Holland (@hsheaholland) May 13, 2014

oh my god he is shinning pic.twitter.com/thKpToSNZN

— ana(stasia) (@hendersobs) May 13, 2014

Happy Mother's Day to my mommy. Through your shinning kindness and compassion you gave me a home. I loves you :) pic.twitter.com/JJxOtF5rps

— Yoda, pig who lived (@pig_who_lived) May 11, 2014

12. Patients (Patience)

Happy Mother's Day to step moms too, or in my case soon to be step mom. It takes a lot of patients! But I love my kiddos 💕❤️💕

— ♒️ (@KarraSings) May 11, 2014

You need a lot of patients to play clash of clans tbh.

— #DreamChaser⚡️ (@Afi_Tualega) May 10, 2014

My husband is going to need a lot of patients because I'm always late for everything 🙈

— Sammi Jo Kidwell (@SammiJo_23) May 7, 2014

You need A LOT of patients to be with me!

— ✨ (@carerehlyn) August 3, 2013

This Graphic Design stuff isn't easy!!! Most def need a lot of patients with this career!!!

— Sabrina_GFXdesigner (@CCDesigns21) October 11, 2012

You need a lot of patients when dealing with me while I'm on my period , cause I can be a bit much .

— A. ❤️ (@Rememberlexx) March 24, 2012

14. Gape jelly (Grape jelly)

Me personally I use to like gape jelly but now I like honey

— Heartless Eyecandy (@MsBarbieKing) November 6, 2013

Mmm, Nutella, Cookies and Gape Jelly. #Delicious #Snacks pic.twitter.com/7Esw1TzUS0

— Jacob Trostle (@ThisFoolTrostle) May 3, 2013

Big G barfed up a gape jelly packet from Hardee's, all over the back room. We haven't been to Hardee's in months. #shudder

— Cherie Priest (@cmpriest) May 17, 2013

@ImInStitchesLLC and in my mind it's usually KRAFT (chunky) peanut butter and WELCH'S gape jelly. #brandchat A natural fit…..

— Judy Gombita (@jgombita) September 4, 2013

Many of you may remember my recent rant about a lack of gape jelly in my house.. Good news, It has returned! YHWH provides! #JehovahJireh

— Tanner S. Salyers (@TannerSalyers) July 10, 2012

15. Creamation (Cremation)

don't play nice thrice every goddamn eastern atmospheres seed that barnes and noble copy rite two worthless scrapebook or after creamation

— curtis lamare stotz (@WwwLamare) May 13, 2014

Burial or creamation? Which one is more biblical? Check out blog… http://t.co/D9U5h7Ky9r http://t.co/jmEfIkB9IH

— Anthony (@ajferriellbarth) April 2, 2013

Creamation my granpa RIP 👴 we love you🙏💗 @ Sawan village http://t.co/TspBH5XoBF

— sheswanTari (@tarinitari) March 29, 2013

Can't stop wondering: How the protests were dampened.. how the creamation was done in secrecy.. how all this will b silenced in "other" ways

— Sangeetha (@SangitaSri) December 30, 2012

AHH! Middle school listening to kids talk about funerals, creamation, cemetaries etc.

— Darla (@DarlaGrey) April 20, 2007

16. Rigor morris (Rigor mortis)

@AmaLeaPhoto already dead. Rigor Morris setting in.

— Devin Faraci (@devincf) December 3, 2013

Dude said in the AK store that was a body behind his building that had Rigor Morris!!!

— Sadat X (@SadatX) June 4, 2013

Having an Outlook calendar is the first stage of rigor Morris.

— Mike Kaiser (@Mike_Kaiser_) August 6, 2012

Just saw a kid get snatched up by his mother… Whatever she whispered in his ear pit him on rigor morris status! Lol #standcorrected

— julian woodhouse (@nameseugene) August 28, 2011

17. Pedalstool (Pedestal)

Hoes be trying to be on that high pedalstool & these hoes be knocking y'all dumb asses down.!

— LovingMyR's (@D_YellaBone_901) May 11, 2014

Dr Dre just hanged the game hasnt he…hip hops first billionaire…..Diddy can jump off his pedalstool

— AbnormalSleepz #FDN (@sleepy0161) May 9, 2014

Also tge first chick that I ate .. Like I side , I was sprung bruh !! The days that I put pussy on a pedalstool !

— CaliKing Slim Reaper (@JayyRoCK510) May 10, 2014

All my kiddos please think twice before putting Miley Cyrus on a pedalstool. She ain't right. Good voice but not so nice.

— Tannaz (@TannazE2012) March 9, 2014

Put that pussy on a pedalstool

— 3⃣6⃣0⃣0⃣ (@3600_Marley) May 6, 2014

when I feel like somebody im close to hurt me in some kind of way I be lost af cuz I put them on a pedalstool to never be like the rest smh

— SlimG❤️TTi (@itaintnooothin) October 8, 2013

18. Calm and sense (Common sense)

Ppl so stupid these days don't even use their calm and sense

— Alli Baba (@XavierTorres_) May 13, 2014

I was trying to talk some calm and sense into my friend RT @elledub_1920: Where were you last night? #choirreminds wants to know!

— Obeah Doctor (@GeorgiatheGypsy) November 12, 2013

RT @heyassante: #calmandsense RT @Eddie1Eddie2: GAY PRIDE IS THIS WEEKEND IN NYC! PLEASE USE CALM AND SENSE AND USE CONDOMS!

— Xavier D'Leau (@TheXDExperience) June 27, 2013