Hate is the apidimi of destruction.
— ashley. (@_eternalpromise) February 2, 2014
This "music life" is the apidimi of life. Exposes the realness and or falseness in a person.
— rıєċє ransom (@microphonelove) October 11, 2013
I can't handle stupid people and I can't handle winey people and you are the apidimi of both. So shut up before I brutally murder you. 😡🔫
— Kassidy Coburn (@kassyvengeance) August 5, 2013
This word is seriously the epitome of all that is wrong with not spell checking.
I just can't get over how winey and annoying some people are 24/7 on Twitter 😒
— Shayne Kendall (@Shayne_Kendall) February 2, 2014
I have no time for stuck up winey people🔫
— Jessica (@jesslongdenx) January 30, 2014
French people are so damn winey uhg shut the fuck up im sleeping
— ✩YUNG COCONUT✩ (@effyakamian) February 4, 2014
Dear people with winey voices.. Come a little closer so I can punch you in the face 👊
— Megan Lowry (@Meglowryy) January 21, 2014
Wait, when they’re saying “winey” voices, do they mean drunk voices?
3. “…go to collage”
Can I go to collage yet
— Daniel (@Dan_Man_96) February 4, 2014
My mom wants me to go to collage near home. HAHAHA NO.
— ☯ (@amourlashai) February 4, 2014
I'm sure he could could go to a team and get 2 all starts there and win a few rings but he don't have to. This ain't collage.
— Curtis Snow (LD) (@wildteefs) February 4, 2014
Some niggas gonna collage some niggas go to jail
— Follow IG: Stussy_3 (@HumbleLeslie_12) February 4, 2014
You can’t go to collage, you make ‘em.
I wanna go to school without my glasses , cause I feel when I wear them so much I can barley see when there off -_-
— Neccaa (@MarieDiaz2026) February 4, 2014
@Hallie_Fortin I can only wear titanium and there's barley any cute ones 😒
— Erica (@_EricaOleary) February 4, 2014
I barley texted anyone while I was down there
— 〰Megan Gorman〰 (@megangorman1999) February 4, 2014
I actually didn't know it was possible to hate someone so much that you barley know, but then there's you
— Arianna Smith (@ariannasmith22) February 4, 2014
Barley is a great source of fiber, I think. Right?
5. “Aifel Tower”
Logan if you keep being so hot, I swear, I'll jump off of the Aifel Tower. pic.twitter.com/8La9ZKuQa1
— Stay Strong (@iRushDemetria) September 23, 2013
— Mulla (@yungmulla02) September 17, 2012
chillin with some friends at the Aifel tower. what's good nigguh? http://t.co/G6D10noT
— Васила Иванова (@VasilaIvanova) December 30, 2011
6. “corn roads”
IF YU WHITE N YAW GOT CORN ROADS IN YO HAIR KILLURSELF
— THICK AF (@KEiSHACAKESXXX) April 26, 2013
lol do guys still have corn roads in 2013?
— Punished Snake (@nostlga) June 20, 2013
Just because I'm white doesn't mean I can't have corn roads in my hair, right?
— Singularity (@ImSingularity) July 4, 2013
It's 2013 & niggaz still rockin corn roads like it's tha early 00's
— Tiana (@starstarstar24) November 8, 2013
I’m just shaking my head right now.
7. “I’m a genious”
Gosh… I'm a genious, can't help it.
— ❤ Penélope ❤ (@Pennie_Bennie) February 4, 2014
I'm a freaking genious
— Justin Smith (@thewhiteJRSmith) February 4, 2014
wow sometimes I swear I'm a genious
— Ashley Johnson (@A3Johnson) February 4, 2014
I wish I had a nap, but I didn't because I was working. I should sleep now, and maybe I could have a nap in my dream. God, I'm genious!
— LM™ (@melillynda) February 3, 2014
8. “sillowet “
at night in my window i see a sillowet
— Cesar Reyna ♪ (@Triplee6__) February 4, 2014
#Sillowet of a perfect frame. Shadows of your smile will always remain…
— Boo-Gatti. (@lexxaye) December 8, 2011
Creepy art I did in college found this awesome program that does this sillowet effect. :) I'm feeling better now btw. http://t.co/KbMShiN
— William Betteridge (@PolygonBird) April 11, 2011
9. “human bean”
My only hope rn is that work will be dead today because of the Super Bowl. I'm just way too tired to function like a proper human bean.
— Christine. (@UnicornM3rmaid) February 2, 2014
Sometimes i really wonder if i'm a dateable human bean
— Nicole White (@nikpee) February 2, 2014
Yes I'm a dancer, a rapper. I am involved with both artistic life. But I'm a human bean just like everyone.
— Jacquaes (@JayDreamsBig) February 1, 2014
I'm beginning to feel like a human bean again. #beingsicksucks
— theresa (@teestark) February 1, 2014
Don't judge me I'm also a human bean #MemorableTweets
— Malome S'ferb_uworry (@LEFTY_moriski) February 1, 2014
*bangs head on desk*
10. “fake an organism”
Bitches will fake an organism and have niggaz thinking he really putting in work during sex
— HOEzay (@iSell_Pussy4EBT) December 2, 2013
See, a girl can fake an organism, but a guy can't fake their tiny dick (; #Sorry
— Dezabell✨ (@Indica_Zerkonia) May 15, 2013
Girls special powers: The ability to fake an organism Guys special powers: The ability to fake entire relationship #factsoflife
— حكيم مهدي (@keemosobi) July 10, 2012
11. “mysery “
Life is just a mystery, full of pain & mysery.
— Ana ⚡️ (@anasanchez2255) February 4, 2014
If u wanna be free from all ur mysery put ur hands up
— Giwa phuad (@Phuad23) February 3, 2014
Mysery loves company
— Female JEEZY (@_STANDN_OVATION) February 3, 2014
Lewbuttons r fake if they dont have red on the back
— Queen MommaBey (@MOMMABEY) June 15, 2013
— Emeril's Essence (@Missundast00d) February 19, 2011
Lmao at my uncle getting my aunt some #lewbuttons…he then says she's only going to wear them with her negligee 😳😱
— Pierre Escargot (@NICK_a_Please) December 26, 2012
"Every kiss begins with "K". Yeah so does Klamidia"
— κeeg (@KeeganPadyk) February 4, 2014
you're gonna wanna take off your clothes off and touch each other and when u do you're gonna get klamidia and die
— C (@kingsleybieber) August 24, 2013
— Myriah (@myr1ah) November 29, 2012
Klamidia would actually be a pretty name if it wasnt a disease.
— emily harmening (@emilyrachaellll) November 24, 2012
14. “flaming young”
@LouisCarnevale lmao screw chicken dinner I'm eating flaming young and lobster all night
— Danny kivell (@freshmane51) January 30, 2014
Eating flaming young and lopster off of a naked body #NameATurnOn
— FanSince09 (@FanSince09) August 16, 2012
15. “seizure salad”
I think I saw Lil Wayne at Olive Garden. Swear he was eating a seizure salad…
— Stephanie Ross (@Stephanie__Ross) March 26, 2013
GOD is NOT a MiXED SALAD. You can't eat SEIZURE salad on a thousand islands!! Be GILLIGAN. Choose one and STAY #TyreseWisdom
— Black Charmander (@TyreseWisdoms) March 30, 2011
— Lia (@saladforeva31) April 21, 2009
do niggas still wear #QuarterRoys or no?
— Mr. Perfect (@WinningAssNick) December 16, 2012
Only girl in quarterroys or whatever lmao. Mm mm mmm !
— MiMi♥ Nation ♥ (@iBeez_MiMi) October 12, 2012
Its autumn as hell here. Girl got on the bus with a leather jacket, wool turtleneck, #quarterroys, and some leather boots
— AKAstasia BVRhausen (@LisaLisa1908) September 24, 2012
Can I pull off Dark Brown #QuarterRoys with a Black Blazer or is that not Swag???
— (@TonyTuss) February 24, 2012
The only explanation is that The broncos defense has been bribed by the alluminati !
— Elijah (@TNFCforever29) February 3, 2014
i know who i am offering as a sacrifice to the ALLUMINATI
— ImNotFatImBigBoned (@i_AIM_Tyga) November 11, 2013
Think the alluminati is taking over #BIGTIME
— Thomas Stalker (@ThomasStalker1) November 7, 2012
Helicopter followed me home today,and hovered my home. Either the alluminati know I'm exposing them,or they're paprazzis thinking I'm Drake
— Gil West (@thehottestfish) December 6, 2011
18. “…dairy air”
I'm only in choir bc we get to go to kings island in May , you can bet your sweet dairy air I'm not doing it in high school
— Zack Lance (sex god) (@zacklance5) January 31, 2014
man with a plan. shave your pubic hair and protect your dairy air — Am i in the twilight zone?? http://t.co/7da1bcBgF8
— FEB. 20TH (@LONGLIVE_OCT) December 27, 2013
Please take your dairy air off the flat plane https://t.co/G30vmsE24O
— shelby turner (@shelbsturner) April 19, 2013
— Kylene Beers (@KyleneBeers) November 24, 2013
Did u know that medicine is tested on the Africans because they are aliterate so when they bring medicine they come back to check on them…
— kidrauhl (@senpaimichael) May 27, 2012
Hah so I just noticed that I've been aliterate when it comes to reading @TIP_onhistongue paper and that's what this one is about #ironic
— demeka wilson (@_ohxblahh) November 17, 2011
If my bitch got Sellulite or Stretch marks dats cool w me Cuz dat let me kno her Ass Been growin
— FETTI FLYY (@TyFlyy) June 28, 2013
— neesha. (@neeshdageek) July 23, 2011
gotta bad bitch that'll sellulite
— bonita applebum ∞ (@lvdiemontana) February 1, 2014
You a real nigga if you masterbait with tapatio
— yung pepe (@HotTapatioNigga) February 4, 2014
@carlos_m_44 bruh i masterbait too much my hands are soft from the lotion
— #blackjesus (@Jose_albornz) February 4, 2014
K bye imma go masterbait then ✌
— Oompa Loompa (@yarikinss) February 3, 2014
Miley Cyrus: The only short haired women you can masterbait to.
— LT (@RealLandoTurner) February 3, 2014
Goddamn, people, TMI. T.M.I.
Subliminol advertising is actually so smart because its super effective and probably dirt cheap in comparison. #goodadvertising
— Danielle Ray (@dannierayh) February 21, 2013
Ima stay on Twitter cuz everything I post on FB is called subliminol.. N I aint evn thinking bout that bitch.. reverbnation.com/toucheole
— Name Cannot Be Blank (@ToucheOle) May 15, 2011
— GFX DeZign (@MADMANGFX) September 24, 2011
Love me some good ole dognuts
— McLean Adams (@mr_clean8) February 27, 2013
I love fall, sweatshirts, yogas, hayrides, cider & dognuts, that crisp feeling in the air <3 #perfect
— ✨mοηιcα✨ (@mmonicadan) August 13, 2012
i love krispy kreme dognuts!
— Dalton Suchoza (@Dalton528) August 30, 2009
24. “…raping presents…”
i like raping presents for my family..
— michael i love you (@iLiamsLatte) December 26, 2013
tis the season for raping presents
— elisa (@eeelisaaaa) December 22, 2013
I think they should pay me for raping all the presents lol
— Yorian (@YorianC) December 20, 2013
Raping presents for my daughter
— noob (@samyooel) December 4, 2013
25. “ginger rale”
I went to CVS to pick up mouth wash, pepto besmo. and ginger rale. I take care of my drunk homies. #ThatsLove
— A (@AMzGotAGun) February 3, 2014
why the hell u going to sit at a bar in an airport and only ask for ginger rale? im confused. thats not cute boo #CHECKOUT
— HAYZE-L (@HAYZELNJ) June 16, 2012
I always mix my drinks with soda , orange juice , ginger rale or red bull sometimes . Lmfao thats me. Idk bout other people.
— March 12 (@alexandrax3_) July 21, 2012
I need to get up and bake these kukies but I'm so wasted right now
— WinSlow Lee (@BuzzLiightYr) July 4, 2012
— nekia mcbride (@ladeebug3) June 19, 2009
I waaaant to eat some KUKIES! #iamAcookiemonster
— 'Aisah Gabriel Sarip (@Chocolaveeer) February 2, 2014
My alphet for today is so cute
— Nina (@Ninaj328) February 2, 2014
my alphet deserves so many trophies today
— Jake (@MrJWF) February 3, 2014
my alphet look dope 2day
— koolin (@YungBilf) January 31, 2014
if anyone asks i was up til 5 picking out my new years eve alphet
— deru the jamaja (@drewmillard) December 30, 2013
They mean outfit. There, I saved you the trouble of trying to figure it out.