If you have ever accidentally entered a club on 18 and over night, you know what it means to feel simultaneously incredibly out-of-place and bitter at the universe for having put you in this position.
You still don’t understand how LMFAO or Skrillex qualify as music. It just sounds like dying.
It’s not like you have to move in with ‘em or make friendship bracelets, just send a text or Facebook message smoothing things over.
Is it possible to have friends who are purely for the Internet, and others you get to interact with out in actual society?
I know people in my actual life who, at the ripe old age of 24, say to me in all seriousness that they can “no longer” fulfill their dream of coming to Europe, or that they are “too old” to take the night classes towards the Master’s they want.
Giggle alert: the infamous sex scene between Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman transpires at the 69-minute mark.
Naked parties, naked runs, and other acts of synchronized stripping in the middle of campus. Usually occurs during finals week.
If someone tells you they don’t want marriage and kids, and that they aren’t going to change their mind, please do everyone a favor and listen to them.