And when he’s 15, he’ll want some cash to go to a movie with that cute little brunette girl from his English class who writes poems but won’t show them to anyone but him. You’ll balk because the girl’s mother “always skimped on snacks for the kids’ soccer games” five years earlier.
“Once his mind is set, there is no changing it.” AKA: “He’s kind of a prick.”
I think sometimes awesome things miss you when you’re moving too fast.
Let it batter you without beating you. It’s 2014 and we’re allowed to have feelings now. Thanks, Obama!
Ironic isn’t a style.
Much like animal noises in the wild and the opening scenes of Miss Congeniality and Miss Congeniality 2, knowing the difference between specific sighs can keep you out of bad situations. Here are 12 different sighs to get you started on this life-long learning journey.