Nobody said there shouldn’t be bullying. The teachers didn’t care.
“Tell me something I don’t know.”
People hate you. At first.
My comfort zone is rock solid. Because I used my excuses to build it.
My only job each day is to explore something new.
If we took our most high-stakes moments, and had a little fun with them, I bet life would be a lot better for everyone.
I see people around me every four years thinking that their lives will finally change once their favorite superhero gets elected. And then two years later they admit how disappointed they are.
Life is too short not to be grateful today.
Jon Macks has written jokes for President Obama, Bill Clinton, John Kerry and monologues for Steve Martin, Billy Crystal, Whoopi Goldberg, Chris Rock.
You are looking for answers on what to do with your life. Trust me: the clues will be found and solved when your mind is playing.