Girl Who Eats Her Own Tampon And Guy Who Eats His Own Poop Get Married On Facebook
Giovanna Plowman, the 15-year-old girl infamous for a Facebook video in which she pulls out a bloody tampon and sucks on it (!), has gotten Facebook-married to Dino Bruscia, a guy infamous for eating a bowl of ice cream mixed with his own feces (!). Apparently they felt like rivals in the gross-out viral video olympics, as they tweeted taunts at each other. But there’s a thin line between love and hate, and the two downfall-of-civilization harbingers have joined forces in unholy matrimony. What’s next — they birth a child who licks his own diaper?
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