1. I worry that they’ll see my butthole.
“In all honesty, I worry that they’ll see my butthole.”
2. Being killed while in the act.
“Being killed while in the act.”
3. I hope they don’t mind my completely unkempt bush.
“Man, I hope they don’t mind my completely unkempt bush.”
4. I fear that fecal matter will enter my vag.
“The fear that he will enter the wrong hole, and then enter the right one, thus putting fecal matter into my vag.”
