Tarrin Andrews

Among the ladies, there’s an ongoing popular web joke which really confuses me: “Drake wouldn’t treat me like this.” Which is a wild thing to say because, well, have you heard any of his lyrics? Drake is almost definitely worse than the fuck boy you’re messing around with right now. Don’t believe me?

There’s literally nothing better than someone complimenting our shirt or our watch so that we can say, “Thanks, my girlfriend got it for me.” NOTHING. IT’S THE BEST FEELING.

The bat signal group text.

Don’t blame her behavior on her period.

“Street meat” isn’t a term for male prostitutes.

It’s been oft discussed how difficult it is to read the signals of the opposite sex in regard to romance.

Regardless of our tendency to bottle up, heartbreak sucks for us, too.

“I just don’t see color!”