Samantha Matt

Speak up about what you want and what you don’t want.

All jokes aside, vaginas are actually the worst.

Being a girl is hard. Help. Here are 10 girl probs you prob know pretty well if you’re, like, a girl living in, like, a first world. 1. Being on the end of a picture. Should you skinny-arm?

Basically every 20-something every Friday.

I am currently an ex-cheerleader. I did the whole thing — little kid cheer, high school cheer, college cheer. I did it right up until college graduation actually, and despite years of growing distant from the sport I MISS IT.

Dun dun dun… Behold: The Mass Text.

Every friend group is different. But yet the same.

Call me crazy, but I feel slightly uncomfortable whenever I wear one of these fashion items. Yeah, I still wear these items. But is it okay?!

9. Stop naming Facebook photo albums after song lyrics.

4. Buying jeans.

I have no friends. A statement thought by almost everyone after they graduate from college at least once… or, let’s be serious, at least once a week. In college, the world revolved around our social lives.

Decked out in graphic T-shirts from Abercrombie with roll-on-glitter covering my eyelids and a big smile sporting a whole lot of colorful metal, I thought I was hot shit. Now, I have no idea what I was thinking.