Samantha King

Cancer: You’re unhappy because you think you’ll never find true love and appreciation.

Aries (March 21st – April 19th) He’s a jerk because he’s always aggressive. He’s stubborn way over the limit and always questions your feelings.

Scorpio: You despise clinginess when you are clingy AF.

Virgo: you decide to write S.O.S. in huge capital letters on the sand each morning and wait.

Gemini: You can’t accept the differences in you and a partner. You want it all your way…or the highway.

Look for the girl who unfurls her magic next to you, who challenges you to look past imperfections, who makes you feel like you have climbed Everest and found the rainbow.

Sagittarius: From Excuses to Excursions: How I Started Traveling the World.

Sagittarius: You’ll probably show up with freshly plucked flowers in your (now blue) hair, whimsically flirt with the best man, getting all giddy when the bouquet is thrown.

Capricorn: You are prude. Guarding the salad bowl, looking to ‘help’ in the kitchen, staying as far as possible from the center of the party.

Aquarius: She’s not coming back because you’re the one who walked away

Leo: He wants the sex – without all the other obligations. He’s trying to make it into an almost thing.

Coupled Libra: Ready for some action? April comes in full bloom and you may want to do to your date what spring does to cherry trees.