7. “I Love College” by Asher Roth
I’ve actually never heard this song until now and it’s sort of terrible so I apologize in advance. That being said, it’s sort of accurate. Even though Asher Roth is referring to a particularly fratty version of college, he nails the whole sex, drinking, and eating crappy food part. No matter where you go to college, people will be getting drunk and eating pizza. The only differences are the location of the school, the clothing style of your friends, and the drug preferences.