Ten Best Celebrity Twitters

When celebrities use Twitter, it can be a double-edged sword. On one hand, they’re able to create a faux personal relationship with their fans and enhance their brand and marketability. On the other, they could be complete idiots who shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near a computer to tweet their thoughts. The following Twitters fall into the latter category. Have a nice laugh and then start to cry when you realize these people are richer than most of us will ever be. America: ain’t it grand?

1. Yoko Ono

Yoko Ono is Twitter’s resident New Age princess and 60% of her tweets don’t make a whole lot of sense but that’s okay because she’s Yoko fucking Ono.

Following: 484, 651

Followers: 1, 152, 415

Best Tweet: Make footprints with your feet and hang them on your wall as a portrait of a travelling companion.

Ryan O'Connell

I'm a brat.

Trace the scars life has left you. It will remind you that at one point, you fought for something. You believed.

“You are the only person who gets to decide if you are happy or not—do not put your happiness into the hands of other people. Do not make it contingent on their acceptance of you or their feelings for you. At the end of the day, it doesn’t matter if someone dislikes you or if someone doesn’t want to be with you. All that matters is that you are happy with the person you are becoming. All that matters is that you like yourself, that you are proud of what you are putting out into the world. You are in charge of your joy, of your worth. You get to be your own validation. Please don’t ever forget that.” — Bianca Sparacino

Excerpted from The Strength In Our Scars by Bianca Sparacino.

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  • http://www.smokingonanemptystomach.blogspot.com Jordan

    i like 50 cent's twitter account

  • Trent

    I don't even know who half these people are, but this is hilarious nonetheless.

  • http://hbgwhem.tumblr.com/ hbgwhem.tumblr.com

    50 once tweeted, “man i done fucked up my leg i fell off a damn peddle bike” and i'm pretty sure that's the 'perfect tweet'

  • http://twitter.com/JosephErnest Joseph Ernest Harper

    Yoko's isn't that good I don't think. She mainly just advertises thing. Like dead John Lennon related things. Seems depressing.

  • Manam

    50 cent's twitter is the twitter.

  • Joe Martin

    Tim from Tim and Eric has a pretty good twitter account.

  • http://kumquatparadise.tumblr.com aaron nicholas

    gold

  • Jko201

    “bugger it….write a sitcom”

  • QuackMooMeow

    http://twitter.com/beinggayisg… <—- best twitter and I don't even like twitter, so not really saying much…

  • http://twitter.com/benhRjr ben Raifsnider, jr.

    i got very excited about following Courtney Love but apparently her feed has been suspended!? what kind of hot mess do you have to be to get kicked off of Twitter!?

  • Brobcl

    I think kanye’s tweet is about The Social Network.

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