The Kind of Person Who Does It: Surprisingly, a lot of people. Rich liberal arts kids. People who like The Velvet Underground a little too much.
Why I’ll Never Do It: If I tried heroin, I would love it so much, I would want to marry it. Not just because it’s heroin and everyone loves it but because that opiate high is my fave. Thank God it kills so many people and usually involves needles. Otherwise, I would be like, “Hi, what’s up? Get into my bloodstream!” in a heartbeat.