The Kind of Person Who Does It: People who can’t reach their coke dealer. White trash.
Why I’ll Never Do It: When I do a drug, I want it to have no negative effects on my physical appearance. The first thing meth does, after making you feel like a million bucks, is attack your face and teeth. It creates craters and wrinkles just to spite you for being such an idiot. Meth also deletes my two favorite activities, which are sleeping and eating.