Rachel Hodin

Throughout the day he only consumed toast and coffee—50 cups of coffee to be exact.

“I will cover you with love when I see you, with caresses, with ecstasy.”

He asks you how spin class was…even when you made it abundantly clear you were skipping spin class to go to Googa Mooga.

The days of “caring is sharing” are long gone. We’re in a recession here.

We’ve all been there. A year into your relationship, your boyfriend has gotten oh-so-comfortable, at the expense of his figure. Frankly, I think it’s unfair.

Bradley Cooper, bootleg Matthew McConaughey is what you are.

Steve Buscemi’s resemblance to a meth addict is incontestable, but his eyes man, his eyes.

Yet despite these hurdles, I have to say the worst stage of puberty was, without a doubt, the sprouting of those pesky pubes.