Phoenix Askani

Internet bullying is no joke. That’s why I’m so very pleased to see something amazing come from a rudely captioned photo taken by a body shaming jerk and posted on 4chan.

4. I get choked up even watching cheesy commercials. Anything meant to be touching at all and I’m suffering to not embarrass myself.

I made the mistake of giving a guy I’ve never met my phone number via a private message under the pretenses of well, you know, being friends.

1. I’m focused on having sex with someone I actually like.

1. When people try to get on a train or elevator before I have a chance to step off.

4. TOO MUCH TEETH

We pick out some super tight little shorts with daggers on them and a little white bralette top, grey weed socks, and some old Chucks. No underwear. I’m into this idea.

7. You have pictures of them saved to your phone and they don’t even have your number saved.