10 Terrible Songs That I Love

I have really good taste in book and movies, and then when it comes to music, I just sort of give up. When I start making a mix CD for a friend, I start off with a couple of good tracks by, say, The New Pornographers or someone -- and then I start feeling an…

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5. Kelly Clarkson, “Since U Been Gone”

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I know that we can’t use the term “gay” to mean “lame” anymore, but that just means that I need a new slang word to describe my affection for this song. My love for this song is so totally insert new slang word here.

Anyway, I don’t know much about Kelly Clarkson, except that she looks about 2% chubby in this video, but I do know this — if you have to write a whole song about how you’re so-oooo over someone, then you’re not really over them. I’m sorry, Kelly, but you’re lying, girl. You’re still not over him. But he’s not coming back to U.