Aries

(March 21st to April 19th)

Your crush doesn’t love you because you’re openly obsessed with him, and he finds it kind of creepy. You jokingly say things like “OMG, I love you,” and “Please have my babies.” You say you’re joking…but are you really? Because that’s what he’s asking himself too.

Taurus

(April 20th to May 21st)

Your crush doesn’t love you because you’re constantly telling him how perfect he is. And usually it’s only about the superficial stuff, like his adorable dimples or his pearly white smile. He doesn’t love you because you only see him for his image, and not for who he really is, but you enjoy only knowing his image because in your mind, you might not even like him if you dug deeper. And you can’t ruin the picture perfect idea of him in your head.

Gemini

(May 22nd to June 21st)

Your crush doesn’t love you because you are way too affectionate with him. You touch him every chance you get, and he finds it kind of desperate. There’s only so many arm touches you can do at one happy hour.

Cancer

(June 22nd to July 22nd)

Your crush doesn’t love you because you’re emotionally attached to him in all of the most wrong and weirdest ways. When he tells you he’s going on a date with someone you panic, and spend the entire night guzzling wine while listening to really depressing pop songs, and you check his snapchat and instagram every 10 minutes to see if maybe he’s having a terrible time. You go to bed hoping he is, and wishing it was you he took out instead.

Leo

(July 23rd to August 22nd)

Your crush doesn’t love you because you’re always joking about how you two would make the perfect couple. He’s not sure whether or not to take you seriously because you say it with sarcasm in fears he actually doesn’t want you. You’re kind of digging yourself into this hole, and he’s not quite sure how to help you out of it.

Virgo

(August 23rd to September 22nd)

Your crush doesn’t love you because you know EVERYTHING about him. You remember every little detail of anything he ever tells you, and then you let it slip in casual conversation. When he tells you about this really good Thai place he ate at last weekend, you say, “Oh, Thai, your favorite” and there’s an awkward pause and then he continues with the rest of the conversation.

Libra

(September 23rd to October 22nd)

Your crush doesn’t love you because you basically try to be him so that he will love you. You inquire about all of his favorite things and then you make them your favorite things. You basically just begin to like whatever he likes because he’s your crush and you idolize him, but he finds that really annoying.

Scorpio

(October 23rd to November 22nd)

Your crush doesn’t love you because you’re so whatever about liking him. You’d never actually admit you have a crush on him…unless you knew 100% that he had a crush on you too. So you just go on with each of your lives never really knowing what the hell the other person is actually feeling.

Sagittarius

(November 23rd to December 21st)

Your crush doesn’t love you because he thinks you’re too wild and free for him. And you are, but that’s the part about yourself you love the most, so oh well. You live for exploration and finding new things in the corners of this world you haven’t yet been to, and you’re not about to change that, even if he is your crush.

Capricorn

(December 22nd to January 20th)

Your crush doesn’t love you because you’re busy. You barely have time to even have a crush in the first place, which is why you barely consider him a crush at all. You’re on the move, you don’t have any extra time or energy to sit around writing his name in hearts on your notebook.

Aquarius

(January 21st to February 18th)

Your crush doesn’t love you because you’re shy. You don’t want him to know you have a crush on him, but people have probably already told him that you do, so he finds it awkward to be around you because he’s always thinking when he talks to you you’re daydreaming about him or something, and you actually might be.

Pisces

(February 19th to March 20th)

Your crush doesn’t love you because you’re always making sure he’s okay. If you guys ever hang out you’re always asking if he needs anything or if he’s comfortable. “Do you like your soda? Is it too carbonated? Is it flat? Would you like some water instead?” Just let him drink his soda.