Nicole Stawiarski
Never stopped underlining my books. My loafer game is strong.
Latest Posts
When You Stumble Upon Exactly What You Didn’t Know You Needed
The Moments That Make Up A Life
I didn’t matter here either, or any of my worries. I was just a girl walking down the street.
A Millennial Procrastinator Files Her Goddamn Taxes
You’d think she’d be all about getting free money as soon as humanly possible, but nooo, she waited until there were only 24 hours left to file.
Here Are The 10 (Millennial) Commandments
I am Lorde. Ya Ya Ya. I am Lorde. Thou shouldst listen to her lyrics. They are great. Thou wast so not this wise at 21. Not even close.
I Want A Silly Love
Watch me weave in the things you love as I so eagerly commit them to memory, one by one.
April Is The ‘Cruellest’ Month
Looking at one of the many calendars I keep (it’s March 31st as I type this) and realizing that tomorrow will be the first day of April, I took down my copy of The Waste Land, which I purchased so I could feel smart and cultured, off of its shelf, and began to read.
How The Most Perfect Girls Became A Brood Of Bitches
This is her first impression of me. Loud, obnoxious, and well on my way to being drunk.
9 Ways To Tell If The Person You Are Trying To Sleep With Is Homeless Or Just An Aspiring Comedian
When The Timing Is All Wrong
I don’t believe in fate or destiny or some kind of magical “right” timing, but I do think sometimes things come together and make sense.
