Are Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt back together because I’m Team Angelina at this point.
Like even though I was gently nestled within the safety of my down comforter, it felt as if someone had literally just been trying to kill me.
But I think the bluntest people are people who understand what it is to feel nothing. They know that being numb is worse than getting hurt.
“And my hair – only my hair, nothing else – looked drunk.”
My friends know this is a problem. They know how unhappy I am. I’m so embarrassed that I haven’t been able to cut him out of my life, but I’m just not able to cut him off completely.
Yes this article is mostly going to be about my face, but, what can I say? I am a self-obsessed Millennial, so I’m going to talk about it anyway.
There are several religions that claim to be the “true” religion, and the only one at that. But all religions share so much in common.
Tough love is not going to cut it here; it’s actually going to make things worse. So a tough girl needs to learn how to be soft again.
I didn’t know what to call it at first. But I felt it. Almost right away.
While I may not technically have a name, because I am an inanimate object, I would like to formally introduce myself, since this is a professional letter, as Shailene Woodley’s Pillowcase.