Nico Lang
Author of the memoir “The Young People Who Traverse Dimensions While Wearing Sunglasses”.
21 Beautiful Five-Word Sentences That Are The Words You Need To Hear Today
“You deserve to be happy.”
Seth MacFarlane Is Trolling Us All
Seth MacFarlane doesn’t hate racism. Rest assured, America: Seth MacFarlane hates you.
41 Signs You’re Still Obsessed With Gilmore Girls
1. You can quote the entire show in your sleep — and probably do. You’ve been known to reference GG without even realizing that was a Gilmore Girls quote.
27 Signs You’re In A Serious Relationship With Chipotle
7. You flirt with ordering something new, but you always know what you’re going to get. You know what you like and you don’t apologize.
21 Little-Known Facts About Meryl Streep, The World’s Most Perfect Being
When Streep tried out for ‘King Kong,’ Dino DeLaurentis told his son, in Italian, that Streep was too ugly for the part. Meryl shocked the sh*t out of him when she replied back in fluent Italian.
31 Funny, Thought-Provoking Chris Rock Jokes That Will Make Your Day
“You don’t need no gun control. We need some bullet control. I think all bullets should cost $5000. ‘Cause if a bullet costs $5000, there’d be no more innocent bystanders.”
21 People On How You Know You’re In Love
I knew I was in love when I pulled his body from a car wreck.
33 Of The Most Hilariously Terrible First Sentences In Literature History
“Cheryl’s mind turned like the vanes of a wind-powered turbine, chopping her sparrow-like thoughts into bloody pieces that fell onto a growing pile of forgotten memories.”