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3. Be there. Friends can get really good at disappearing on each other, as we learn to take peoples’ presence for granted.

5. If they’re talking about their ex all the time, they are not over their ex.

6. “You’re a regulation hottie….Own it.”

Hey, let’s look into each other’s eyes and say “I wish I were you” at exactly the same time — maybe we’ll pull a ‘Freaky Friday.’

20. “I can tell those apart who can milk a cow, I mean with their bare hands. Sometimes people can tell by looking at someone, ‘Aha! This must be a drug dealer or this must be a lawyer.’”

Don’t talk to strangers, don’t talk to Anthony Hopkins and especially don’t talk to an island-based cult of women who worship bees.

A film so empty, lazy and artless that it doesn’t even bother to spoof the movies that it’s ostensibly supposed to be parodying, or bother to tell any real jokes in the process.

7. Listen to your parents and friends more often and trust them with your problems, while also remembering to be true to yourself and your own instincts.

24. “As hard as I’ve tried, I don’t know how not to be adorable.”

Today Roger Ebert passed after a long battle with cancer, a shock to those of us who have loved and admired his work for so long.

3. Her dogs are named Lola, Sadie and Mr. Shakes.

If real life were Mean Girls, Taylor Swift would be Regina George.

I am The Person Who Feels Everything, surely one of the most Sisyphean of all fates.

11. She claims that she didn’t speak for five years. This sounds fake, but it’s so real.

When your partner opens up to you for the first time or your date looks at you like there’s no one else in the room, you can’t put a value on that. It’s priceless.

“You thought that I’d be broke without you/But I’m richer/You thought that I’d be sad without you/I laugh harder”

Justin Bieber and Ellen Degeneres

“Did you hear that Ashton Kutcher cheated on his wife? What a slut.”