Nico Lang

Emily: As a child, your mother had an unusually large head. Lorelai: The best thing about it was that she would tell me — constantly. My first complete sentence was, “Big Head want dolly.”

“When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.”

She shouldn’t just be the next president. Hillary Clinton should be the next Batman.

Jennifer Lawrence’s nickname during production on ‘The Hunger Games’ was ‘Katpiss Neverclean.’

Guess which famous person’s real name is “Olivia Jane Cockburn?”

Every day is an invitation to newness, just as long as you’re willing to accept it.

It’s not just Cyrus that’s being Miley. We all are.

Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

16. On that note, common sense isn’t that common. You will understand this when you are forced to train new employees.

Introverts can be difficult to know – because we often require a little more work that the average bear.

Fact: Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears almost starred in ‘The Notebook.’

Did you know that, based on the word’s original definition, the satirical newspaper “The Onion” is a “travesty?”

1. Pretending they’re “into you” just to get you “into” bed.

Did you know that Hillary Clinton and Dame Judi Dench got slimed on Figure It Out, Nicolas Cage once appeared in Blue’s Clues and Skeeter was actually a member of the Illuminati?

“F– me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?”

25. Men often say that they like the natural look on a woman, but they’re dirty f*cking liars.

20. Don’t force your relationships. If something genuinely isn’t working out, you don’t owe it to each other to hash it out. You’re not CatDog or Catholic.

5. The original title of ‘The Lion King’ was ‘King of the Jungle’ — which was scrapped when the Disney team remembered that lions don’t live in the jungle.