Nico Lang

1. You can quote the entire show in your sleep — and probably do. You’ve been known to reference GG without even realizing that was a Gilmore Girls quote. 2.

On Monday, I went to see The Spectacular Now, which is pretty much the perfect date movie.

Quoting Mean Girls isn’t just a sport. It’s a national pastime. Mean Girls is how we make sense of the world, giving the chaos of the universe a recognizable template by which to understand it.

Quoting Mean Girls isn’t just a sport. It’s a national pastime. Mean Girls is how we make sense of the world, giving the chaos of the universe a recognizable template by which to understand it.

9. I don’t think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.

26. “Orange is the New Black.”

This playlist includes: Lorde, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Icona Pop, The Gaslight Anthem, Kanye West, Pusha T, XTC, The Arcade Fire, Lana Del Rey, The Neighborhood, Katy Perry, The Stone Roses and more.

1. “12 Years a Slave”: Best Picture

The Disney movies seem oddly interested in captive, passive women suffering in extremis, like a Lars von Trier movie for kids.

11. “A Game of Thrones”: Everyone You Love Will Die

10. “Anchorman: The Legend Continues.”

22. “Silver Linings’ Playbook.”

5. “Captain Phillips.”

4. “Let the Right One In.”

Recover from your disappointment with the ‘Dexter’ finale by rebounding with something new. You need that in your life.

23. Troll 2.

I firmly believe that you can do anything you want while you’re in a relationship, but before you go about throwing yourself into something, it’s best to ask the big questions.

In 2013, we have our Channing Tatums and our Zac Efrons, but nothing we will ever produce can hold a candle to Montgomery Clift and James Dean. They just don’t make sexy like they used to.