Marcus Escritos
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Marcus Escritos
10 Things That Sucked About Growing Up A Jehovah’s Witness
1. No birthdays, Christmas, or any other holidays All the other kids are doing fun Thanksgiving drawings of Turkeys by tracing their hands. That looks like so much fun!
Farmers Who Grow Coca Leaves Try Cocaine For The First Time. You Won’t Believe What They Said.
Camilo, a 26-year-old father of 11, was the first to do a fat rail off one of the reporters’ passports. “Aye dios mio, wow!” he exclaimed while tilting his head back.
Attention, All Men: Stop Banging Women Who Won’t Call Themselves Feminists
These women would all be basement rape-slaves if it wasn’t for the feminist movement.
5 Types Of Privilege That Don’t Get Checked Enough
If you’re in the business of calling out people for their privilege and you went to or are currently enrolled in college, maybe it’s time for some reflection.
Reality Check: You’re Probably Not Ugly
Chances are that you, the reader, are not an ugly fuck.