Liv Barista

ENTJ – Ursula

14. Your friend sent this to you because you obviously peaked in high school.

I know we haven’t met but it’s obvious at this point we’ve thoroughly stalked each other on all social media. Which is cool, I guess. It’s like getting to know you without having to go through all of that awkward ‘I hate you, you’re crazy’ nonsense.

Every visit is like a mini-honeymoon.

11. Tea will always be their first love. I kid you not, it is treated as a religion over there. Eight cups of tea a day isn’t seen as a problem.