Aries: March 21st – April 19th
As an Aries, your ex is moody and short tempered. They had no patience for you while you were together, and has no patience for you now. Your ex is incredibly impulsive and will change their mind every second about whether or not they want you back. Here’s a tip: don’t take him back.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
If your ex is a Taurus, I am so sorry. Your ex is incredibly possessive, and that’s probably why you broke up with them in the first place. They were always checking your phone and getting mad at you when you hung out with your friends without them. But, now that you two have broken up, your ex still calls and texts you out of the blue. And it’s creepy as shit.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
Your ex is incredibly indecisive and will try to get back with you as soon as you break up. After you break up, they will insult you to their friends and will mock the sound of your voice. But as soon as your ex is alone, they will beg for you back, and send you a handwritten love note a week later.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
As a cancer, your ex is manipulative and insecure. They always found a way to control your every move when you were together, and still have found a way to intimidate you even after the break up. Your ex is honestly kind of psycho crazy and I’m sorry.
Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd
Your ex is very melodramatic. They take the breakup hard, and will cry to you, pleading for your love. Your ex is also domineering and won’t be afraid to get up in your face after the breakup. Run far away from this one.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
Your ex takes everything way too seriously, and will take everything you say to heart. Your ex is way too intense for you, and after the breakup, your ex will have a hard time readjusting to life without you. They grow cold as soon as you are done with them, and won’t ever forgive you despite your apologies.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
As a libra, your ex most definitely carries a grudge for you. They will never look at you in the same way, and will trash talk you to anyone who wants to hear it. Your ex is incredibly vain, and will tell everyone that they are fine without you (even though they truly miss you like crazy).
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
Oh boy. If your ex is a scorpio, you’re in for a treat. Your ex is a jealous person who will never ever trust you. Even if you didn’t do anything wrong, scorpio’s are too distrusting to listen. They are also incredibly devious and will do everything in their power to make you feel terrible.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
Your ex is horribly impatient, and always makes promises they can never fully deliver. Your ex, while passionate, is way too emotional for you. After you are done with them, they probably won’t get over you for another two more years.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
Unfortunately your ex is a bit of a know it all and thinks they are truly an angel sent down from heaven. They don’t take the break up well, and will harass you on your Facebook wall, saying things like, “YOU WILL NEVER HAVE ME EVER AGAIN”, and “I WAS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU”. You should probably block them.
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
As an aquarius, your ex is very very stubborn. They won’t take no for an answer and to convince them that you are done, you’ll have to pull out all the stops. They also are unemotional creatures, and won’t shed a tear for you (at least not in front of you).
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
If your ex is a pisces, they definitely will play the victim when you break up. They will blame everything on you, and will go sob to their friends about how much you suck and how they wasted their time on you. A pisces is incredibly dramatic and you’ll be glad you got rid of them.