Larry Hardin

People sometimes take your sensitivity for weakness, but in fact it fuels your rich perspective on life.

For my 45th birthday I thought I would treat myself, so I posted on Craigslist for a man to come celebrate my birthday with me.

We’re like top priorities for foreigners for some reason.

After seeing her play with one too many maraschino cherries you knew damn well where she’d be putting that tongue later.